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APH Oc - Hawaii's day Part 2

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"So, suck-up, enjoying your day" Hawaii asked with a smirk.
"I was enjoying my day until a former capital showed up," Oahu shot back.
"Funny. I seem to remember kicking your ass by around 1795," Hawaii said, sneering in return.
"Oh go suck on a Wana," Oahu huffed, turning back to the beach. He started striding down the sand as fast as he could go.
"Where are you going, bra? Off to your little American style meetings? Or are you going to do a little strip tease for the tourists and show off Pearl Harbor" Hawaii called after him as she followed him down Waikiki Beach. A naughty image of Oahu on stage with a strip pole as he slid his swim shorts down to show the audience Pearl Harbor located on his right butt cheek made Hawaii snicker audibly.
"What's so funny that it makes the island bumpkin laugh? Another lame joke that any idiot could understand? In less I'm wrong and you've actually gotten better at school tests," Oahu goaded over his shoulder. Hawaii sped up after him.
"I could if you hadn't shortened my school days from 5 to 4. How am I supposed to kick you're ass smartly when you keep making furlough days?" Oahu stopped, turning around.
"One: it's 'academically'. Two: I didn't hear you complain when I mentioned it at our last meeting. And three: You were stupid before than." Before Hawaii could make a scene Oahu pulled her into one of the sea-side hotels, Dukes. He guided her up the stairs to his private table on the balcony over looking the ocean.
Oahu turned to the waitress.
"I'll have the grilled Tilapia with an iced tea," he said turning to Hawaii," and you?"
"Uhh, I'll have the…uhh, the same, I'll have what he's having with a coke." The waitress nodded before hurrying to the kitchens. Hawaii turned to Oahu.
"So…I heard that you went with America to the World Conference. See anything interesting?"
"Interesting as in the people or what the people did? Everyone was there, even Prussia, which probably means there standards have dropped. If Prussia could go than you probably could too, being a former nation and all."
"Yeah, but France and Russia are there. Italy too." Oahu sighed.
"Russia and France tried to take over you years ago. And Italy isn't going to send over any more priests. What a silly fear."
Hawaii crossed her arms over her chest.
"Pff, it's not silly at all. As soon as he left Italy goes and sends over his damned priests who are all like, 'forget your gods and come believe ours'. Than they made me learn English! To think that my people are subjugated to that!"
"It's your fault. You didn't care the Europeans would ruin our culture, just as long as you got your shiny muskets to conquer us with. Hawaii began to let out a huff but in the middle a thought dawned on her. She stood up so quickly her chair fell over backwards.
"Speaking of conquering, give me his statue this moment!" The waitress who had arrived with there meal stood there looking nervous.
Irritated, Oahu hissed, "Sit down before you frighten the customers!" Hawaii slowly righted her chair and sat down smoothing out her skirt. The waitress set there drinks and plates of fish down on the table before practically bolting down the stairs. Hawaii quickly started to shovel the tilapia down in between sips of her coke. Oahu started to cut pieces of fish and nibble on them.
"There's no way I'd give you my statue of King Kamehameha the Great in a thousand years even if he helped you conquer me. But, if you get on your knees and praise me and such I'd be have to have a smaller replica made?"
Hawaii looked up from her plate.
"No frickin' way would I do that. I swear, sometimes I can't even remember why I married you."
"You married me because your precious King Kam told you it'd be a good idea to further unify us." Oahu continued to pick at his plate. Hawaii looked at it.
"Are you going to even eat that?" Oahu shook his head and slid the plate over to her side of the table. Hawaii began to dig in to it as Oahu took a few sips of his iced tea.
"Your not very talkative today are you, husband. Is something bothering you?"
"Nothing major, America's sick again which is putting a big dent in tourism." Oahu stood up throwing a couple of twenties on the table to pay for the meal. Hawaii stood up.
"Japan still sends tourists. America isn't the only one who comes to see my lovely beaches. Mom gifted me with extreme beauty after all." Oahu rolled his eyes.
"Never a humble moment." Hawaii laughed. Ring~ring~ring~. Hawaii fished her phone out of her top before flipping it open.
"Hello?"
"Greetings, Hawaii, land of the small mountains~," India singsonged from the other end.
"There volcanoes, you perv bastard, and they can kick Everest's ass any day!"
"Mad Everest is taller than puny Mauna Loa from sea level?"
"No, because sea level is just a term you made cause you didn't want to admit that my volcanoes start from the bottom of the sea, not the top!" She slammed her phone on the ground and smashed it with the heel of her slipper. Oahu sighed.
"Let's go to my place. I'll have someone there get you a new cell…"
"Great, free stuff!"
Part 2 is sponsered by NiteLyfe. If it has a 'gh' in it than it's wrong.
Wana-pronoused va-na-It's this little crustacean in a round shell that's cover with semi-poisonous spikes.

Hawaii has recently had Fridays cut to save money or somwthing....

The priests mentioned were actually from England but since he's like Hawaii's tutor and the priests were Catholic....

Oh and France invaded some fort and forced Hawaii to be nice to Catolics...

And Russia just wanted her to become one with him.


And there will be more. With NO HawaiixOahu scene at his house.



This is like based off of hetalia by (insert his name)
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lol they're so cute together, even when they're bickering. xD;;

I didn't know school days got shortened 0.0;;; Lucky...