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APH Oc - Hawaii's Day Chpt. 3
Oahu looked at the sleeping form of Hawaii who was reclining on his bed. He was going to have to sleep on the couch again. Well, it was better than sandy grass mats. Well, sort of, at least back than he was technically his own nation. Now he was just the capital of Hawaii. Luckily, she had mellowed with age. He remembered when he had fought her all those years ago.
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Oahu paced along the beach in frustration. His boss was sitting a ways away trying to make a battle plan. But everyone knew it was pointless. Hawaii and her boss, Kamehameha had easily captured Maui and were now on his shores, preparing to capture him just as easily. Oahu kicked sand in anger. If only he hadn't just been through a minor war, maybe than he would have had more men. With a sigh, Oahu sank to the ground. Maybe if he took a nap he might be more ready for batl-AHH! Oahu sprang up whilst turning around. Behind him was Hawaii in all her war glory rushing down towards him, spear in hand.
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Oahu shook himsel
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APH Oc - Hawaii's day Part 2
"So, suck-up, enjoying your day" Hawaii asked with a smirk.
"I was enjoying my day until a former capital showed up," Oahu shot back.
"Funny. I seem to remember kicking your ass by around 1795," Hawaii said, sneering in return.
"Oh go suck on a Wana," Oahu huffed, turning back to the beach. He started striding down the sand as fast as he could go.
"Where are you going, bra? Off to your little American style meetings? Or are you going to do a little strip tease for the tourists and show off Pearl Harbor" Hawaii called after him as she followed him down Waikiki Beach. A naughty image of Oahu on stage with a strip pole as he slid his swim shorts down to show the audience Pearl Harbor located on his right butt cheek made Hawaii snicker audibly.
"What's so funny that it makes the island bumpkin laugh? Another lame joke that any idiot could understand? In less I'm wrong and you've actually gotten better at school tests," Oahu goaded over his shoulder. Hawaii sped up after him.
"I could if yo
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APH Oc - Hawaii's Day
Hawaii woke up smiling. Today was gonna be a great day. She had it all planned out. She hurried out of bed throwing on a two-piece bathing suit and then a flower-print towel around her waist as a make shift skirt. She grabbed her cell, stuffing it into her top. Hawaii rushed down the stairs of her two story, ocean view mansion that sat right beside Hilo Bay. Rushing into her kitchen she quickly grabbed a musubi from the fridge before bursting out the front door, letting it swing closed on its own. She ran down the street while eating her musubi –a trick she had learned from Alfred- and stopped when she got too the beach. It was getting to be winter so instead of grabbing her surfboard she opted for her canoe. She dragged it out into the water before hopping in and paddling. Hawaii had always been an expert canoeist so traveling the distance between the tip of Waimea to Lahaina in Maui usually took her under an hour. On her way she saw Lili and Kaleha the humpback whales with their
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My questions for YOU!

1. How is a raven like a writing desk?
They both produce rather poor notes.

2. Without looking it up, what is an attercop?
A police officer for Atter City.

3. What's your favorite complete and incomplete manga?
None - Baka No Test

4. You're trapped in a room with the lead male of your favorite incomplete manga, what do you do?
Help him study.

5. What/who is the most important thing/person in your life right now?
The imaginary love of my life.

6. Space?
SPPPAAAAACCCCcccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

7. Favorite movie of all time?
Rocky Horror Picture Show.

8. Cats or dogs?
Cats.

9. What was the last manga you completed and who would you recommend it to?
The last anime I watched and would recommend would be Baka No Test.

10. You win an all-expense-paid trip for two to Oahu, Hawai'i. When do you go, and who do you take with you?
Winter Break with the imaginary love of my life.

My questions, motherducker!
1. Favorite sexy time.
2. Best life moment.
3. Best videogame.
4. Character you'd like to bang.
5. Person you'd like to bang.
6. Object you'd like to bang.
7. If Train A is traveling North at 40 MPH from Checkpoint A and Train B is traveling East at 60 MPH from Checkpoint A, how long will it take for the distance between Train A & B to be 1337 Miles?
8. Who is the mayor of Iceland's capital?
9. What do you like about him?
10. On a scale of 10 to 10, with 10 being gorgeous, how beautiful am I?

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[link] I tagged you~
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Whydoh????
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Doooooooo it...
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Because do~
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Arroiuqlu-Cifer-05 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday Taylor!
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Taylorgb Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012
Thanks!
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Arroiuqlu-Cifer-05 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ur welcome Nail
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Arroiuqlu-Cifer-05 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Also, why is your ID a monkey?
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Taylorgb Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012
Why ISN'T your icon a monkey?
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Oh, you just got burned!
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